1. (Source: thesimpsonswayoflife)

  2. (Source: fus-ro-dead)

  3. man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
    woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
    man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

  4. (Source: does-it-end-tonight)

  5. three8eerht:

    kungfu-mulutan:

    restoring faith in love

    old couples are my favorite :’)

  6. propertidy:

    Where are you? And im so sorry. I cannot sleep, i cannot dream tonight.

  7. pyksii:

    saddeer:

    I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

    DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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  9. mamamantis:

    so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

    (Source: baphomeme)

  10. eludible:

    Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

  11. piertotum-locomottor:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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    GUYS NO.

    PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

  12. itcuddles:

    reblog this post if you need a hug

  13. dlubes:

    do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

  14. princessbindi:

    I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

    They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

    Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.