As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place
this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
I thought it was going to be a sympathetic pat on the back, but nOPE. Get the fuck up and keep playing, goddamn it.
please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute
People Are Tweeting Like Jaden Smith And The Results Are Perfect
It’s amazing when the entirety of the internet agrees on something; and Twitter has finally agreed to embrace the Jaden Smith philosophies of life. I will admit, this post would be about 15 times longer, but I HAD to crop out that dumb face that was on top of every. single. tweet.
Kept the face for that last tweet though, just because I can actually see him tweeting this one day..
I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.
ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle
IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE
Nothing matters but the pain when you’re alone
Never-ending nights when you’re awake
When you’re praying that tomorrow it’s okay
There will be a time to crack another smile
Maybe not today or for a while
But we’re holding on to laugh again some day
To laugh again some day
All that matters is the time we had
Doesn’t matter how it all went bad
Never wonder what it might be like
Shut the door, say goodbye
When faced with tragedy
We come alive or come undone
So don’t hold back, let it shape you like an ocean
Even the deepest scars in time will fade